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World Poker Champ Jordan Siegel Folds!!!–Ex-Wife Says “Better Odds” Hooking At Bunny Ranch Brothel!!

Mikki Lynn

Vital Stats:

Age: 29
Height: 5 7’
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 34B
Bi-Sexual: Yes
Email: MikkiLynn@loveranch.net

“Southern Belle…Sexual Rebel!!!”

Hey, what’s up out there! I’m writing this from my cute little bedroom at the Bunny Ranch legal brothel just outside Carson City, Nevada—and all I can say is…what took me so long to get here! Do I look familiar? I should! I used to be married to Jordan Siegel, the world class poker player and sportscaster. That was fun for a while, traveling the world taking part in world champion poker tournaments and hanging out with celebrities, but in the end, let’s just say..Jordan folded! I need a man with a very hot hand–if you know what I mean! LOL! So now, I am a Bunny–and I like the odds here a lot better! Well, I’ve always been a sexual rebel, as they say, so no wonder I finally found this amazing place! I never want to leave! But you need to know a lot more about me, so you know why you will definitely want to join me in my bed. Oh yee, are going to be up-close and personal, so what you need to know about me is…I’m a true Southern Belle! Complete with proper etiquette, politeness, and discretion! I am funny, comedic, flirty, outgoing gal who is way down-to-earth! I am very classy and sophisticated, but unlike all those haughty bitches who are total ice-queens to most guys, I am as friendly, open, and interested in you as…the girl-next-door! Really! I love all sorts of men, women, and even couples, I am always able to find common-ground with anyone! I pride myself on being friends with everyone I meet and screw! So what does all that make me? Oh fuck, I’m a goddamn barrel of fun is what I am! I’m a nymph! A sexual rebel! I love getting it on! With everyone! I I am a unrelenting lover, a literal sex animal—I am into GFE, fetishes, fantasy XXX role-play–and I especially love to do the 69 and multi-person sex parties! I will ride you until we both cum hard! What is your preference? Let’s see…gaze at my succulent lips, rest assured they do a lot more than hold my lipstick in place! Hint, hint, nudge, nudge! Check out my long sexy legs, imagine me clamping down and wrapping them around you like a lobster chomping on a helpless minnow! I’ll squeeze you like a lemon! Are you into feet? Get a load of these scorching hot hoofers! I’ve got quite a pair–perfect for licking, jerking you off, and even stuffing down your throat. I’ll choke ya like a serial killer! If you are into that kind of thing of course—but whatever it is, let’s fuck! But even that’s not all! I love being a sub—feel free to take complete control of me, physically, mentally and spiritually, I am all yours! And…I’m a hipster! A regular culture-vultureI I am down for anything you want to do around town!—-just as you would expect from a life-positive 24/7 hottie like me! Yup! And I won’t flip out on you! Promise! Not a screw loose anywhere! Happy and livin’ the dream! That’s me, so let’s dine together–tonight! Hit me up with a very hot letter, and we are in business ASAP! Do it!!

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